Timmy Turner

For awhile now Ryan and Gage have been calling Rett "Timmy Turner" (a character from some cartoon) and this evening after a HORRIBLE day Timmy Turner got a haircut, and I'm sad to say I didn't not have the scissors. No Gage did... the first time. The 2nd time, Timmy had them himself... gr.

My, oh my

Don't know how someone falls off a bed and cuts their eyelid but Rett managed to do it. There is no damage to his eye just a good cut in a awkward spot. Only Rett....

Anyone Hungry???

Thank you Everett, I didn't want to eat that raisin brand

Grape Juice

Grape juice... thats all I have to say. GRAPE JUICE, grrr

Trash Monster

Its been a few days, I know, and there were plenty of messes and surprises BUT this was the first one I actually got a picture of. He cleaned up last night and then dumped it all out this morning. Wasn't that considerate of him? Oy, it will be a LONG weekend.

Ok, now i just want to cry

I walk into my bathroom and this is what i see...



I'm ok until I see this....


This is the window looking into my clear glass shower. The blinds are completely destroyed and that sets me on edge and then I smell it... the combination of all my new victoria secret and bath and body works "stuff" poured down the drain. This is the breaking point... this is when I want to cry. Guess its a good thing I can't shower, because I have nothing to shower with. Its 9:30am, its going to be a LONG day.

A week of bathroom terror...

Apparently toilet paper is not only for the charmin bears but also for Rett to tear up and use as a toy. Why is he so obsessed with the bathroom and all that is in it?

Toothpaste Mani

Toothpaste on the floor...



towels covering a flood...

AND the rest of the toothpaste... Rett you've done it again.

Self-destruction

Looks like he self-destructed today!

Hump Day... not bad if I do say so my self

Rett loves Scentsy. He loves the smells, he loves the melted wax, but most of all he loves the mini testers. Today, he decided to take about 100 mini testers and decided to throw them down the stairs to share with the rest of us.... thanks Rett.



Yes, that is a bulk size bag of yummy worms and he ate it all. We now know where NOT to hide the candy.

When I thought I had made it through the day...

Right when I thought i had made it through the day without any abnormal destructive behavior and I put down my Mommy Shield this is what happens...

Manic Mondays

Wet floor+

empty 2 liter= carpet cleaning.

Thanks Rett, the loft needed a good deep clean.

No picture of this (and you shoud be grateful).... Rett just pee'd on my head!!! Yes, I was at the door saying goodbye to layla's phyical therapist and all of a sudden I was wet. I looked up, and Rett was peeing on me. He had taken his diaper off, gotten on the landing above the door and I'm sure you can imagine the rest. So not cool, I really didn't want to smell like pee today.

Early start mean more time for destruction

7am... i really wish i got dressed faster (rett:1 mom:0)

12:30pm... oh ya, got the door closed before he started spraying water in the house!!! (Rett:1 Mom:1)

Rett v. Eggs

Rett won (rett: 1 mom:0)

I went to put Layla down for a nap (which take all of what, 5 mintues?) and by the time I got her down Gage came running upstairs yelling something about Rett and eggs. I knew it was bad, but seriously? 2 dozen eggs??? SUCKAGE

The Last Week

In the last week Rett has
1. Flooded the downstairs with the hose from the backyard
2. Flooded the kitchen using food from the fridge (vinegar, water, milk, juice, brown sugar, etc)
3. Broke the toilet in the kids bathroom and flooded that bathroom
4. Broke the toilet in my bathroom and flooded my bathroom causing water to come out of the ceiling, through the fan above the couch in the living room downstairs (yay, that was fun)

After this past week I have decided to take pictures of his destruction and document it so when he has kids, I can show him how much he deserves the craziness he will get :).